Testicular Tornado!

Balls. That’s what this blog post is about. If you are sensitive to talking about the human body or sexuality: A) Grow up and B) Close this window.

Are you sure? You’ve been warned.

Last July I wrote a blog post about how I had discovered some swelling in my testicles. To sum it up, I was masturbating one night and I noticed that my testicles did not look like other guys’ testicles. My scrotum looked more round and you couldn’t make out the testicles. I panicked (naturally) and made an appointment with my primary care physician.

I met with my physician and some med student who examined my testicles. Luckily for that med student, I am an instructor so by profession so I made him get involved in his learning. My doctor verified that I did indeed have swelling around both my testicles. She had a couple of theories regarding the swelling, but wanted me to get an ultrasound to be sure.

Fun fact about getting an ultrasound on your scrotum: Straight, gay, bi, or anywhere in between, you will get an awkward erection when the ultrasound is being rolled around your sack. It feels incredibly good and they know that. It made sense why the ultrasound tech had me put a towel over my penis in the beginning!

The results from the ultrasound showed that I not only have hydrocele (fluid build up in my testicles) but I also have something called varicocele.

From Urologyhealth.org: A varicocele is when veins become enlarged inside your scrotum (the pouch of skin that holds your testicles). These veins are called the pampiniform plexus. Ten to 15 of every 100 men have a varicocele. It is like getting a varicose vein in your leg.

This is exactly what I am experiencing:

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I spoke to my doctor about some options for the hydrocele. She referred me to a urologist to dig deeper into this and see what options were available to me to get this worked out. She said I could get the hydrocele drained, or that I could have a surgery done to fix it. The only thing that had helped with the swelling at the time was ejaculation. Yes, masturbation was the short-term remedy and my doctor said that if ejaculation is helping, then maybe my semen wasn’t flowing correctly.

Guys, think about how your balls feel when you haven’t got off in a few days. Now imagine that with a shit ton of mixed up veins that get really backed the fuck up. That’s my world.


Fast forward to today:

I met with the urologist today, on 2/10/2016. Once he examined my testicles, he said that my hydrocele was so small that I did not have to worry about those at all. He said that I definitely have moderate varicocele. The medical community is not sure exactly what causes varicocele so he opted against any kind of procedure. Instead, he had me give a urine sample so they could see what else could be causing this.

Here’s where I am concerned. He asked me if I ever wanted to have children. Varicocele can cause infertility in men. Considering I’v had this for quite sometime, there could be a chance that I will become infertile or that I am already shooting blanks. When he dropped that “infertility” bomb, that was a reality check. I reached out to my physician and asked if I should have a sperm count done.

I have passively thought about having children before. Now I have to come to grips that I may never have biological children. I can always still be a dad though. Blood doesn’t make family.

In the meantime, I just have to deal with it until another option can be found.

Do any of you someone or have any of you ever dealt with varicocele? If so, what insight can you offer? Suggestions or tips?

 

Fitness Update Pics

I love Winter.  Most people find it dreadful or depressing, but I think it’s the best time of year. Why you ask?

For me, there is nothing exciting to do in Winter. That’s a good thing. I hate being cold so I stay indoors and don’t go out much. Instead, I use this “cold” time of year (it’s been a warm summer) and focus on my body and fitness. In the Winter, there aren’t any distractions from the gym like there are in Spring or Summer.

I regularly go to the gym and eat clean. However, the past month or so I’ve been some changes to my workout schedule that have really worked out well for me.

Instead of morning workouts, I now go in the evening after work. I love morning workouts, but they can sometimes mess up my sleep and leave me tired. It also limits my time at the gym (unless I got up incredibly early like 4:00 am).

Going to the gym at night is great for my sleep! I get home around 8:30, shower, have dinner, and wind down for about 2-2.5 hours before going to bed. I can do things like read a book/comic, watch TV shows on Hulu, masturbate, or a blend of all three. It’s usually the latter, ha! I get to bed around 11:00 or 11:30 and sleep until about 6:30 – 7:00.

Speaking of masturbating, moving my workouts to the evening and getting more sleep has really allowed me to have more of that wholesome “me time” before bed. I think the evening lift and energy wakes up everything. It also relieves the stress of the day. Before, I used to be too tired to jerk off before bed.

Focusing on certain muscle groups each workout and doing compound exercises have been a huge help too. This lets me annihilate a targeted muscle group while also using supporting muscle groups every day. I love squats, bench presses, and deadlifts. I do all three of those weekly. My strength is growing from those exercises and I’m mailing multiple muscle groups at once. I also follow them up (sometimes before) with isolated muscle exercises as a compliment. This has been working out great.

The goal after every workout is to be sore the following day or two. To do this, I alter my workouts. Sometimes start low weight/high rep and end high weight/low rep. Other times I drop set down from a high weight/low rep to low weight/high rep. Doing this leaves me in chronic soreness.

I top it off by using Optimum Nutrition: Serious Mass. I cannot gain weight easily. My metabolism incinerates everything I eat. Putting on weight is a huge challenge so that is why I started the Serious Mass. I currently weigh about 180 lbs. This is the most I’ve ever weighed! On average, I weight around 165-170 lbs. I’ve definitely put on a little size.

I’m nowhere near where I’d like to be physically, but I am getting there. I have more muscle to gain and more belly fat to burn. If I stay focused and continue working hard, I’ll smash my goals and start reaching for even higher goals!

This is how I look as of 12-23-2015


  
  

Masturbation and Men’s Health

Some people judge masturbation and talk about how bad it is. Right now, I am even more grateful to it than I was before! It totally just saved my ass..well..my balls really.

A couple of weeks ago, I was feeling a little horny so I decided to watch some porn and masturbate. While I was watching, I noticed the balls of one of the guys. They didn’t look like mine. His scrotum wasn’t as round as mine. It was just flesh and two balls.

That made me nervous. I felt around my testicles and it felt and looked differently than that guys. I could feel a lot more “stuff” around my testicles. I also noticed that when I felt around, I could feel a mass or something. I think it was the tubes that went to my testicles. I could make them out through my scrotum flesh. I finished jerking off and came. I noticed that after ejaculation that the swelling went down some, but then it would come back again later.

I immediately made a doctor’s appointment to have that checked out. When I went to the doctor, she (and her medical student shadowing her) both looked at my testicles. She agreed that there was definitely some swelling. She wanted to make sure there wasn’t a mass she couldn’t see so she referred me to get an ultrasound. That ultrasound is today. I am really nervous about it! My doctor thinks it is probably Epididymitis. I think it is too. It would certainly explain a lot. I am scared that it could be something worse though. I’m trying to stay calm and not think the worst. I just want to express that this is a bit scary.

Either way, this was a good reminder to always check my body for any issues. I am really grateful that video gave me some visibility to an issue that I didn’t even know I had.

**Update 10/11/2015**

I received my ultrasound results and it turns out that I have something called hydrocele in my testicles. There is fluid build up around each testicle. It has gone away since that ultrasound so my sac is going back to normal size. It’s better to be safe than sorry though!