Happy Maysturbation Month! (18+)

Before I get started, I just want to give anyone uncomfortable with masturbation a few moments to exit this blog post. This blog is very deep, sexual, and personal. Again, turn away if you cannot handle this. You have been warned.

Happy National Masturbation Month!! How exciting! Oh you didn’t know? May is National Masturbation Month. Here is a brief history on this special month.

You are probably wondering “Why is guy Valdet writing about masturbation? Everyone does it. What makes him special? Is this for real?” I am writing about it because everyone is so fucking weird about it! No one ever talks about it! This month is meant to bring to light the natural act of masturbating. When did fulfilling a human basic need become such a disgusting taboo in society? Well, we all know religion is the main culprit here. This blog is not about that though, since I am all about the celebration of this awesome month! I have always been a strong advocate for masturbating and sex not being so taboo. So here we go!

I masturbate. Almost daily. Sometimes twice a day. Sometimes I just stroke it when I am watching a movie or Googling something. Why the fuck the wouldn’t I? It’s my damn cock! The warmth of my hand cupped around my hard cock as I jerk it is an amazing feeling.  While I do not believe in God or intelligent design, cocks are definitely an intelligent creation. My cock is readily accessible fun. It is right there whenever I want.

Before we get into the pleasures of my penis, let’s go back. Let’s delve into my discovery of masturbation. It is so taboo to talk about that I haven’t really shared this story with many people. I was probably about 13 or 14 when I first discovered masturbating. It was not a special story. I was at that age where my body was starting to change from a boy to a man. I was in my bed, I rolled over to get comfortable when my cock pressed against the mattress. If felt really good. I could feel my cock starting swell. Naturally I pulled it out to look at it. It was so awesome to see this adult cock in my hand. I was excited that it was a big cock too lol! I wanted to continue this awesome feeling and rubbing definitely worked. The first time I shot a load was sweet! I was a fucking dude! It was a little messy, but that is to be expected. You can’t just hand someone a unicorn and expect them to know what to do with it! I eventually learned the perks of socks. They made clean up pretty easy. I also discovered how much fun jerking off in the shower was! Rubbing a wet cock was even better than rubbing/jerking a dry one! Needless to say, I would jerk off whenever I could. It definitely happened a few times a day!  I also did it bathroom stalls or the library bathroom. Why not? I had the privacy. Both guests of the party were there. Why not rock and roll? If you can piss and poop in a bathroom, I don’t see why you can’t pump one out. That was my logic in those young teen years anyway. No one ever really told me anything about it growing up. I kind of just figured it out on my own and from what I did hear from other guys.

In my adult years I still appreciate masturbation. Probably even more then back when I was a teenager because I have control. I know my body now. I know what my cock likes and doesn’t like. I know just when I am close to cumming before I slow it down. I really like to savor my masturbation sessions. Sure I incorporate quick “lunch break” jerks because I don’t have the time. Those are enjoyable too. Luckily at this age I can indicate to my body that it needs to hurry up and cum, or slow the fuck down and really embrace this hand hug.

Technique wise, I don’t really do anything too crazy. I’ve tried several things that I have read online before. “The Stranger” just doesn’t seem to work too well for me. I honestly really enjoy just a nice, naked, kicked back, warming lube filled masturbation session. I go at my pace. The warming lube feels amazing when I rub my cock in all the right places. When I get close, I just slow down and rub some lube on my nipple (nipple play is fun). If any of you have an feel good suggestions, please share them!

A really awesome way to masturbate is a fleshlight. I have two. The older I didn’t really care for because of it’s awkward size. I bought the Fleshlight Flight and I could not be happier!

This fleshlight is amazing! If you do not know what this is, and do not have one, you are missing out! It is a great way to spice up your spanking. As guys, we all enjoy our cocks in something tight and warm. Whether it be a mouth, pussy, and ass. Our cocks were meant to be in at least 1 or 2 of those. Maybe 3 if you are super fun. Sometimes we just don’t get that from traditional masturbation. When I am really hard and horny, I bust out my fleshlight, which is named JC after straight porn star Johnny Castle. I slab some warming lube (trust me, it’s worth it) on my cock, and finger JC and fill him up with lube. Then I just sit back and slide my cock into this flesh like material. The special texturized interior feels so amazing. If you angle it just right it can feel like a mouth or other hole riding your cock. I have had some phenomenal self love sessions with this thing. I am a load moaner when I orgasm/cum, and I am sure some of my neighbors can tell when there is a special occasion. Using the tried and true sock method, clean up is a breeze. You can just cum right into the fleshlight and rinse it out. Who doesn’t like easy? And nothing beats cumming into the hole you are in! It also beats lost crispy tissues!

I am also a huge fan of porn for providing “inspiration” to my cock. I have a lot of respect for porn actors (we can discuss the psychological issues another time) , and the men and women who watch porn. Especially women. I love how many fantasies can come to life. If you like something, it’s out there. We all have our vices. Not to stereotype men, but we are known to all jerk off. Women are a little trickier. So when I hear that a woman watches porn, and masturbates, I fucking love it! I wish all women talked about masturbation. I love sexual women. Women who shudder at the idea of sliding their own finger up their own cunt make me sad! What a waste! There is just so much opportunity for a good time there. Same for the few dudes in the world who don’t jerk off. How does that even happen (barring medical situations)? How does one resist the urge to satisfy their aroused sex organs? When I get hard, my first instinct is to just grab it and go to town. There is nothing wrong with that urge! That is why it is called an urge! Fuck religion, fuck God, fuck the Bible. I don’t know why they chose to oppress everyone in regards to sex (among everything else). It is nothing to be ashamed of!

As an adult, I have a much more lax attitude to masturbating. I am definitely more free about it and willing to discuss it more. Why? Well why not? Masturbation is a natural part of our sexuality. I love it! Now I talk with my friends about it as casually as we do our plans for the weekend (which includes jerking off lol). We as humans (and animals too) get sexually aroused. It happens. Sometimes, for us guys, it isn’t even about sexual arousal. It is just a physical thing that we cannot control. Morning wood anyone? Wet dreams?

Here are some interesting tidbits about masturbation (lol at the FAP FAP FAP)

So it quite clear that masturbating is not only natural, but it is very common. You would never know that though because no one ever wants to bring it up. Except now this guy.

There is something else I would like to touch on. Well, besides myself lol. The amount at . which people masturbate. I am speaking from a guy’s point of view mind you. I do not believe at all there is such a thing as too much masturbating. As long as you aren’t rubbing your cock raw that is. If you jerk off 3-4 times a day, who gives a shit. Embrace it. Do it all damn day if you can. I think it just feels too awesome to not.

Here is a little link for everyone: 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Masturbation

Well, I would shake everyone’s hand for taking the time to read my blog, but we all know where our hands have been. =-)

Thank you everyone!

Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but masturbation is the oldest pastime”

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